Hi. First, I’d like to apologize for last week’s catastrophe…Roamy is very sorry that she pushed down a beautiful creature like Carmen with that hag Erica Campbell.
*ducks rotten tomatoes, laser beams, flaming dog crap, and a smoked ham bone.
Ok, you’ve made your point. I promise that won’t happen again until next year. Now! I wrote this song for all of you because I don’t pray, but I really like music and I love you all tremendously. I wish nothing but the best for you this Christmas season, but more than anything I hope that you are safe, healthy, and enjoy one another’s company.
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Holly Peers needs no introduction. She’s been kind enough to swing from my hard drive to this POS blog before, but in case you’ve forgotten her vital talents they are this: She stands about yea tall (holds hand waaaaaay overhead), weighs about this much (draws picture of Carmen’s big toe) and has boobies like so (strikes Atlas pose). Hoo boy. She seems nice.
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1718 – Swedish king Charles XII dies during a siege of the fortress Fredriksten in Norway.
1824 – First ground is broken at Allenburg for the building of the original Welland Canal.
1872 – The first-ever international football match takes place at Hamilton Crescent, Glasgow, between Scotland and England.
1908 – A mine explosion in the mining town of Marianna, Pennsylvania kills 154.
1934 – The steam locomotive Flying Scotsman becomes the first to officially exceed 100mph.
1936 – In London, the Crystal Palace is destroyed by fire.
1940 – Lucille Ball marries Desi Arnaz in Greenwich, Connecticut.
1947 – 1947–1948 Civil War in Mandatory Palestine begins on this day, leading up to the creation of the state of Israel.
1982 – Michael Jackson’s Thriller, the best-selling album of all time, is released.
2001 – In Renton, Washington, United States, Gary Ridgway aka The Green River Killer is arrested.
2004 – Longtime Jeopardy! champion Ken Jennings of Salt Lake City, Utah finally loses, leaving him with US$2,520,700, television’s biggest game show winnings.
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She’s taunting Car in. LOL.
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